catboycooter:

mewsicalmiss:

elfiot:

the year is 2023, marie kondo holds j*ff b*zos by the skin on the back of his neck in front of a public gathering

“does this one spark joy?” she shouts at the restless audience, they boo in response

she snaps his spine like .5mm mechanical pencil lead and throws his lifeless corpse to the crowd, they cheer in response

Please tell me this is our timeline

likes charge reblogs cast

hero-in-high-tops:

better call saul is really funny as a series because it basically establishes these really prominent characters that are doing their own thing and have been doing it for years and then eventually some bald guy and his emotionally damaged high school student kill them all and cripple the entire organization

tapeworrmart:

Problem dog

yosb:

cuz when they break, boy do they break bad (im rewatching breaking bad)